Love Vinyls? Well now you can become one with a new company called Vinyly offering to press your charred remains into a vinyl for 2000 UK Pounds. With this package you get 30 vinyls, 24 minutes of music of your choice, £3500 gets you a cover portrait, £500 gets a song written and produced just for you, and £1000 gets your record distributed to stores all over the world. And they can also provide a £10,000 FUNeral, where you can be sure the DJ will be playing your record. They can also Vinylfy your dead pets!

